About Jeff Dahlin

I am an outstanding individual. I practice higher mathematics on cocktail napkins. I design and build miniature suspension bridges on my front lawn. Using nothing more than a piece of a seat belt and a crowbar, I have scaled the tallest skyscrapers. I have traveled to the most remote corners of the world and then returned home without pause. In central Africa, I am known as 'Ei Cabral' and must wear a wooden mask. My muscles are taut and lined with indentations. I have penned wildly successful p

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