About Ivan Nicholas Barakoff

Green is the flavour of the month. My mates call me the "destroyer" because I always break stuff, usually by accident. Like doors, busses, windows and showers. And a lot of lights. People who aren't my friends seem to call me "prick" a lot, though. I always try to take life easy and always give people the benefit of the doubt because hating is exhausting. I hate (oops) communism and thus any pro-communist Russians* and Chinese. *Especially Greg, the big, gay Russian. But I like Marx.

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