About Alabaster Juju Jacks
me? let's start with how incredibly fantastic i am and fun to be around sometimes i almost cry when i think of all the poor unfortunate people that cant be just like me... ...and then the turd falls from my ass hits the ice cold water splashing it against my backside waking me from that nightmare. basically nothings sacred and no one's safe(including my wet ass) so laugh its all funny and nothings ever personal. if i offend good my work is complete.
- Location: Los Angeles, California